Hei Wan

IS VERY COOL

I am such a Hei Wan

by Okokokokokik April 1, 2023

Hey.

THIS MEANS BAD FUCKING NEWS. IF YOU SEE THIS ON A TEXT, SHES ABOUT TO DUMP UR ASS, brosef.
if someone texts hey with a period, they dont like you!

TEXTING:
Angelina: "Hey. Wanna go to Starbucks?"
DeStan: Sure!
LATER
Angelina: IM DUMPING UR ASS, DeStan!!!!!!

by Chalie564 January 16, 2024

Hey

Hey

Hey

by Ajjsjeen June 20, 2019

Hey

Hey is a noun or a word for greeting people

HEY girl wassup.

by 2k._aubrey August 17, 2018

Hi/Hey/Hello

Hello. Do you need a friend?

Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020

hey

a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.

The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*

by 2potatoes November 13, 2022

Hey

Want to fuck up a random gurl

Guy:”hey”
Girl:”you’re not gonna fuck me!you ugly fuckboy!

by Nobody_15374 April 19, 2019