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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Sorry to keep you waiting

Phrase used by the supreme leader, the one and only Mr D. Often used when the mentioned above arrives anywhere late.
Hello everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting.
by N1993RS February 17, 2025
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Keep doing it

My OFFICIAL position on the Charlie Kirk shooting. I know have touched on it a couple of times but here it is:
Hym "Keep doing it. Keep doing it and record it while you do it and we can make a bunch of moneys! It'll be funny! Ah-ha! Yeah, guys. Keep doing it. It's good for them. They get to go to heaven immediately... And... Everybody wins. It's a win-win for everybody. Keep doing it. Do it now. Do it twice. Do it in the morning. Do it in the evening. Do it again."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025
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The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.

2021 is going to be hella good year, you will see.
If you prove me wrong, then your in the pit.
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
by C L G May 1, 2025
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Keep fit

To be ahead eveytime or to be the coolest
I'll always keep fit n makin' new hit but this stuff is offbeat
by Deala1 April 1, 2021
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The cake keeps on layering

Similar to "layers to an Onion" or most importantly "the plot thickens",

It means that there is information (significant or not) that wasn't revealed until recently
Oh? the massive event has more information on it, "the cake keeps on layering"
by Mah niegua October 18, 2024
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