A Self-taught adult - often a bachelor- learning to cook later in life. Marked by clumsy technique, minimal skills, and maximum YouTube reliance. Known for treating every semi-edible dish like a personal triumph. The guy that realizes instant ramen isn't a real meal and UberEats is getting expensive. Now he is cooking like his life depends on it... because.. you know... it does. Zero training, plenty of enthusiasm, and wayyyyy too many cooking gadgets that he may never even use. A culinary glow up in progress. See also "King of the Burnt Pancake." For a feminine term, please see "Chef Hot Messica"
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025
Get the Chef Fuckboy-rdee mug.A guy who pretends to give a shit about you but really just wants to fuck you. Doesn’t give a shit to read your messages or respond with anything other than a half assed, short reply unless he’s horny and wants to manipulate you. Asks for nudes and/or sex, gets what he wants and either shorts or ignores you until he wants something again. Feeds your ego and then shits on your self esteem so he can keep you scrambling for his validation. Tells you you’re so hot, he likes/loves you, but doesn’t want a relationship ‘right now’ 🙄 Uses you like a backup while he hunts for girls he actually wants to date, or a rebound when he’s dumped. Apologizes profusely when called out and then does the same shit again. Totally fucks with your mind. If you meet one of these, don’t make excuses for him. Just RUN. You deserve better.
“Are you still talking to ____?”
“Nah, I figured out what a fuckboy he was and I ghosted his ass. Blocked.”
“Yes 👏🏼 Ma’am!”
“Nah, I figured out what a fuckboy he was and I ghosted his ass. Blocked.”
“Yes 👏🏼 Ma’am!”
by blueorangejuice November 24, 2021
Get the Fuckboy mug.Definitely is named kyle. doesn't know how to act and tries to act like he doesn't have feelings. president of the frat boy club and pretends to be hard but is a headass.
by caitlin826138 May 29, 2017
Get the fuckboy mug.His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.
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by mantadim April 30, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Fuckboy mug.A Fuckboy is typically not a whimsicial shithead as believed. But actually a so called "Chad". Which is a guy with good physical appearance and facial features, which girls typically long for. This fuckboy only dates girls for sex, yes. But only because females let him. Going by the mere fact that a mediocre guy with average to below average looks would never even get a chance to become one. Females after being pumpdumped owe it to themslves. A synonym of 'The fuckboy' to men would actually be ' A Hero'
I met this gorgeous guy and we clicked and talked for hours and ofcourse we had sex, turns out he was juat a fuckboy who used me for sex.
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