Ethan Cashin

Gay Mop

Guy 1:Seen that guy with a mop on his head
Guy 2: ye that’s Ethan cashin I heard he crashed his Ford Focus

by Aiden Wormald May 23, 2020

Ethan’s fetish

A fetish for men’s poop

There’s a turd in the basement and the dog ate it he must have Ethan’s fetish

by Suman Graeber September 24, 2018

Saint Ethan

An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.

I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!

by FrankenDanny September 2, 2020

Ethan Donner

a famous emo; ugly brother

Ethan Donner's girlfriend is sooo Emo

by kklamb March 20, 2023

Ethan Lynch

Very Hot, A stud. Eg: very hunky. Synonyms: hot, juicy, sexy.

God Have you seen Ethan lynch muscles?!

by Checshlovica April 16, 2022

ethan patterson

Me, I stab people and I will hate you for existing.

Ethan Patterson will find you and stab you.

by Myself85 May 4, 2018

HUGE ETHAN

A man (possibly named Ethan) who has grown to the size of approximately 53 football fields in height due to physical contact with ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬.

Person 1: "I heard HUGE ETHAN was at least 6'1"
Person 2: *Looks up at HUGE ETHAN whose head is currently in the clouds.* "Yeah I reckon that checks out."

by BigmanN908 March 30, 2022