this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024

Was never going to do anything ever

No. Meg. No. He wasn't. I invented AI.

Hym "No. Meg. He was never going to do anything ever. He was already doing essentially nothing. He wasn't EVER going to do any more than that. I literally invented AI. Not only should AI be the person of the year and NOT HIM... But I... Should ALSO be on the cover of the magazine... And you are trying to fucking steal that from me... By LYING. And Charlie... Wasn't ever even going to do HALF as much. So... What happened to MY Charlie, Meg? I'm curious. Was it the thing I suggested?"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

Home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone)

Correct!

Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2025

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

The constant back-tracking and history repeats in General Motors' decision making.

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Chevy,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Opel,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Corvette,

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

by IronicÉire April 5, 2025

TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE

reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!

TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)

by anonymous May 15, 2025

Hemlocke F. Ever

a Hemlock is a creature of unknown origins to science. they have a natural connection towards all animals, mostly steeds. they are known to bring gifts to its family and friends and are mostly hospitable creatures. they only turn hostile when provoked at unusual times, such as grieving and general annoyance. when angered, hemlocks use their sharp fangs and hand made weapons to attack the opponent. either that, or they flee via flight.

"that Hemlocke F. Ever over there is pretty neet."

by loraxtree69 June 6, 2025