Dating

Dating means that going out with opposite sex to understand them well. Dating leads to marriage,love,friendships.

Let me say, I have a friend whom i am taking her out with an intention of knowing her better before marriage or love, then it is dating. dating will not happen between friends. dating needs a lotof attraction between two

by bepenfriends May 13, 2006

e-dating

When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.

Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"

You're online (skype, yahoo, myspace, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.

him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!

him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: Japan

Now you're e-dating

by awakened insanity September 15, 2011

Doing a Guiver

Based on the story of a young man of the same name who mistakingly cut off his own penis and his dog ate it.

I wish that guy who stole my girlfriend did a Guiver...

by Frosty October 25, 2004

Dating

One night while we were hanging out at his house, his parents went out to the casino for a date or whatever, I don’t even know. We went into the living room and built a fort and watched a movie, sure it sounds super dumb but it was fun. We had snacks like little chocolate things. After that though I was low key tired but I was having fun, we went to his room and he laid on his bed so I laid with him. My head was laying on his chest so I could hear his heartbeat, my hand was in his hair and the other was on his chest, I was on the right side of him but he was on his back and I was on my stomach so it’s kinda hard to explain, my right leg was resting on his and the other was on the bed. We just laid there and talked for a while until my eyes got so heavy I could barely keep them open. He positioned me to where I was able to sleep fine. He kissed my forehead and said “I love you baby” I got myself to say “I love you too”. He just laid there and rubbed my back with one hand and hand the other playing with my hair. I accidentally smiled without realizing it and all he said was “Awe, are you sleepy?” which obviously made me smile even more and I was too tired to talk so all I did was wiggle my body closer to his and tried to hug him with all the energy I had. He told me “Goodnight babe” and all I could get out was a small mumble but he knew what I was trying to say. He said “get some rest love, I’ll be here in the morning."

Dating

by SimplyBubblieee September 29, 2021

carbon dating

When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.

by ll00l0l January 20, 2011

Paleo Dating

A form of courtship originating in the Paleolithic period. It traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual sex. Practitioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the "paleo diet".

"Chuck just hit that bitch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. It's cool though, they're Paleo Dating."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."

by TD241 October 3, 2013

Pulled a Valerie Dominguez

"Pulled a Valerie Dominguez" refers to the act of signing documents without reviewing them. Valerie Dominguez is a Colombian celebrity and Miss Colombia 2005-2006. She confessed to be involved in a corruption scandal in which she applied to a government-funded subsidy program without having the proper legal qualifications to do so. She claimed as a defense strategy having signed all the applicable documents without reading them before.

Example: "I just pulled a Valerie Dominguez with my cable tv contract. I hope I don't get fucked in the future".

by DonJ1978 June 23, 2011