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Covid-๐Ÿšฌ

When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.
Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-๐Ÿšฌ is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.
by Covido December 25, 2020
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿšฌmug.

COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people
Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

COVID-19

I HATE COVID-19
by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.
I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.
by cchat November 21, 2020
mugGet the Covid filtermug.

Covid stew

A term for seeing a large amount of people rejecting quarantine rules in a centralized location while being entertained.
Lol. Pool party during covid? Whole pool is Covid Stew.

The club was packed. Elbow to elbow. It was like a pot of Covid stew in there. Just all hot and savory. Being served proper.
by THCannoissuer December 26, 2020
mugGet the Covid stewmug.

COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic
"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"
by Weednhoes January 31, 2021
mugGet the COVID tittiesmug.

Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฟ

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666โ€”when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.
Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฟ occurrences.
by Covido December 2, 2020
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