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Turbo cancer

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
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Cancer Culture

To ruin a public entity, content creator, or an artists' life because they expressed their opinion.

See: brain cancer
Kelly: I started engaging in cancer culture, i just called out a writer for messaging "hello" to his wife.

Dan: Looks like you got brain cancer...
by l1b3r4lf0rm4l1ty June 8, 2025
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Popcorn Cancer

Bruh I got mad popcorn cancer from last night
by Ddod February 11, 2019
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Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
Long story short, you get no bitches
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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ardent cancer

by Liter boy August 26, 2017
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jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
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Cancer

A super non-socialable person that tries to live with the community, but fails at doing that.
Matthew is the Ultimate Cancer in this class.
by CancerandAutism April 18, 2017
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