by Rob¿ July 9, 2018
Get the Hi guy fly bimug. by moreori May 3, 2021
Get the Disaster Bimug. The term "Bi-July" is used to celebrate Bisexuality in July, and creates a fun term by combining the words Bisexuality and July together in only one word.
Stranger: Hey! Didn't you know it's Bi-July today?
Stranger 2: What's Bi-July?
Stranger: It's a term to celebrate Bisexual people in the month of July!
Stranger 2: What's Bi-July?
Stranger: It's a term to celebrate Bisexual people in the month of July!
by GoopyPoopyMan July 1, 2020
Get the Bi-Julymug. A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.
A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
by themotoboy April 2, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. Kind of stupid when you think about it...
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
*20 minutes later*
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
Bi Han 😡
Hym 😐
Bi Han 😡
Hym 😐
Bi Han 😡
Hym 🤨 "What?"
Bi Han 😡
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
Bi Han 😡
Hym 😐
Bi Han 😡
Hym 😐
Bi Han 😡
Hym 🤨 "What?"
Bi Han 😡
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Bi Hanmug. Butts in Seats, i.e., employees sitting at the office. Used in a couple of different ways: a) to count the actual number of employees, excluding people on leave, trainees, open but unfilled requisitions, etc. b) to count the number of people physically present in the office as opposed to working from home.
I know your department has budget for 18 people, but you only have 10 BIS, plus 2 in the hiring pipeline, and 2 who'll be coming back from parental leave next month.
The corporate mandate is for everyone to come in at least three days a week, but I don't see that many BIS.
The corporate mandate is for everyone to come in at least three days a week, but I don't see that many BIS.
by egregio March 22, 2024
Get the BISmug. by chaos junkie April 21, 2022
Get the bi-ba-beyymug.