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bakaluga

the stinky sweaty goo inside a belly button that hasn't been cleaned in months, if not ever.
Did you smell Rachel today? I wonder if that was her bakaluga she was picking out of her belly button at her desk earlier.
by overcaffeinatedg December 8, 2023
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Bakal mentality

Bakal mentality is when a person dedicates his entire social life for bringing chaos and misery on his friends and/or acquaintances. Notable actions that often happen by this person include: opening up old wounds, making people who dislike or even hate each other talk to each other, referencing annoying ass pop culture references that are completely retarted and random acts of chaos just to see somone react. Often times this mentality is attributed to autism, but while autism usually stems from birth due to atypical brain organization, bakal mentality always stems from low intelligence and a burning desire to get rid of all existing friends so the person can kill him self and die alone.
Person 1: hey dude rememmber that girlfriend that cheated on you and then left you with explanation making you depressed for months?

Person 2: yeah, why?

Person 1: i invited her to your birthday party next week.

Person 2: fucking bakal mentality, kill your self you ass.
by Dan mayor May 21, 2024
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Bakal Mentality

Bakal mentality is when a person dedicates his entire social life for bringing chaos and misery on his friends and/or acquaintances. Notable actions that often happen by this person include: opening up old wounds, making people who dislike or even hate each other talk to each other, referencing annoying ass pop culture references that are completely retarded and random acts of chaos just to see someone react. Often times this mentality is attributed to autism, but while autism usually stems from birth due to atypical brain organization, bakal mentality always stems from low intelligence and a burning desire to get rid of all existing friends so the person can kill him self and die alone.
Person 1: hey dude remember that girlfriend that cheated on you and then left you with no explanation, making you depressed for months?

Person 2: yeah, why?

Person 1: i invited her to your birthday party next week.

Person 2: fucking bakal mentality, kill your self you ass.
by Dan mayor June 14, 2024
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bakasamaday

If you use !todayme and receive this message today and get "hhhhhhhhhh bakasamaday hhhhbbbbb" it means you have been blessed by bakasama, which signifies that you are going to have a great day!
ehh i am bored

!todayme

a message pops out "hhhhhhhhhh bakasamaday hhhhbbbbb"

yay i have been blessed with bakasamaday i am going to have a woderful day :DDDD
by ilikefumos June 26, 2024
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Bakachana

he has a bakachana with those under sized shorts
by thekoshbgosh March 3, 2026
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Bakakakets

A box of chocolates, but with one special modification. Word play. You see, boxes are brown, am I right? Well, what else is brown? A brown stool. Stool has two o's. What else has two o's? The word fool. What's fool in Japanese? Baka. Therefore, Bakakakets. As for the "kakets" part of the word, we just like the letter K 'round here.
Axel: "Yo there's a bakakakets on the floor"

Anthony: "Yooooo!!!!! A bakakakets??!!?? I've been waiting the whole friggin' 'eve for one of those to appear!!!!"
by FeistyFernando March 9, 2026
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Bakari

I need Bakari to slay me”
by MrBK December 11, 2024
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