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Sleep Hoed

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.
I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
by JakieNarko November 22, 2013
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ho-a-dex

Collection of phone numbers of easy girls, simliar to the "little black book". Also known as booty calls, these phone numbers can also be found on bar bathroom walls.
Jesse: Do you have Brandi's phone number? I hear she's a real hooch...

Roy: Sure, I've got her cell number right here in my ho-a-dex!
by RoyV September 22, 2010
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locker ho

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker
Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!
by MCompany November 12, 2011
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ho feelings

Resembling feminine characteristics and actions by a male. Female emotions demonstrated by a man.
He broke up with his girl now he's having ho feelings.
by Before4 May 1, 2018
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Ho Tubs

Dude1: I was in a hot tub the other day with these hot babes
Dude2: Were they ho tubs?
by TinuFATelope January 15, 2010
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ho-snagged

When you (or more usually, your loser roommate) hires a prostitute on Craigslist or other online website, and that prostitute steals something when he/she leaves.

The prostitute cannot be tracked down, thanks to the anonymity of the internet. You don't have a name, you don't know where they live, they are just gone. Anything can be ho-snagged, although small valuables that wont be missed until later are the most common: cellphones, netbooks, etc. However, if the john is into bondage, this allows the ho-snagger to take bigger ticket items: TVs, stereos, computers couches, etc.

The theft could occur afterwards as well, as the prostitute may just case the place during the initial business transaction.
"I used to have a nice stereo, but I went home to visit my folks last weekend and it got ho-snagged. I wish my dumbass roommate would stop hiring anonymous hookers from Craigslist!"
by Paradox_ March 23, 2010
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deck ho

A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer
Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer
by Capt BJ October 13, 2013
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