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Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
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I'm Cooked

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn
by The Real G; December 5, 2023
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Cooking with Ronnie

10/10 cooking with Ronnie is the best show
by Papa69 June 20, 2017
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Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.
I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.
Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"
by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010
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Cooked

1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something
1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away
by Azzy azrael June 17, 2023
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Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.
Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!
by Adam119 February 17, 2025
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