Wanker

feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth

boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!

by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008

blue tick wanker

Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.

I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.

by gyred January 3, 2019

Winkernitus

The state of short and impacted weiner on living being or creature, resulting in chode like visual presentation.

His weiner was once full and vibrant, but now is experiencing winkernitus.

by BusyBee13 January 26, 2018

winkerdinker

a cat with a longer nose then squidward

Person 1: you wanna see my cat winkerdinkers???????????????????????
Person 2: is his nose bigger then my big toe?????????

by coochieclapper79174 January 13, 2023

wankerific

One who is the masta of wanking and loves to wank

weinAIR is wankerific!

by Captain B October 31, 2003

Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

by adam is so great November 7, 2003

wiker woe

a small sacred furry usally scraed dog

look at that wiker woe shivering over there

by DREZILLA November 3, 2006