wang hand

When your hand in an an awkward position, normally in photos.
"Look at this boys new post! He looks so damn fit, but he has a bit of a wang hand."
by Wang hand September 09, 2017
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Hammer Bitch the Bing Wang

The act of forceful and intentionally hammering something, or completeing and action with overwhelming success
Man, I know it’s hard to learn how to play the guitar, but you just need to hammer bitch the bing wang
by hastydemise January 26, 2019
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Wing the Wang

Is where the person (at the moment of climax) will swing their arms in the air as if they were a chicken
Hold on guys you mind if i wing the wang real quick?
by Nonstolen-wordman December 17, 2019
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chewbaca wang

rachael asked sally, "I had sex with John last night, he had a massive chewbaca wang"
by jrh17 October 17, 2015
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Peize Wang

Anna: “God, stop being such a Peize Wang.”
by whhhhhhhhhhhhoah May 13, 2022
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Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.
Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.
by BeanBeater3000 September 24, 2019
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Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
by moon&gwangster September 10, 2020
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