Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.

Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**

by eLMacK September 23, 2011

Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.

"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."

by adem g September 8, 2013

Eel Tickle

When you hold an eel by tweezers and wave it around in your ass. For more pleasure release the eel inside your body.

Wanna Eel tickle? Got a fiesty one in the back!

by Rozdog D January 17, 2015

Slap Tickle

Like grab ass, but gayer. usually participated in by grown men, with much immature giggling.

"Will you fuckers quit playing slap tickle and get to work!?"

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

Buddah tickle

When a female is fucking a chubby guy and his belly rub her clit, heightening her pleasure.

I was telling my friend that the guy I hooked up with last night had that awesome buddah tickle thing going for him.

by SquidlessMotorbikes June 26, 2016

Golden Ticket

Magnum condom

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.

by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016

Double Tick

Reading whatsapp message but not replying

WTH how dare you double tick me. I'm breaking up with you.

by yh. April 22, 2017