The most beautiful and amazing person you ever met. He is very funny and you will fall in love with him the first time you see him, but he just take the best ones. If he tells you he loves you, then he means it. He can be very polite, but very mean too.
You can be very happy if you ever meet a Tim.
You can be very happy if you ever meet a Tim.
Clara, "I met this really nice guy."
Anna, "oh, how was he?"
Clara, "he's a Tim"
Anna, "you're so lucky! "
Anna, "oh, how was he?"
Clara, "he's a Tim"
Anna, "you're so lucky! "
by Foreheads no. 1 March 25, 2019
Get the Timmug. When you pig roast a broad on the rag and fill her holes with cum while snorting blow off her back; just like a powdered jelly filled doughnut.
by Brakestand January 31, 2024
Get the Tims Whorenutmug. The ultimate panini, the holy grail of sandwiches if you will, When eaten you will become GODLY at the timpani. Also u become part of the percussion order
by tim sandvich March 14, 2022
Get the tim's paninimug. A Tim sweater is a sweater with one color, this may include a logo of motive of some sort.
The Tim sweater is recognisable by the material used on the inside of the sweater. This needs to be soft and warm to the touch.
The Tim sweater is recognisable by the material used on the inside of the sweater. This needs to be soft and warm to the touch.
Person 1: "He has a lovely Tim sweater"
Person 2: "Yes! What brand is it?"
Person 1: "Pull & wqBear probably"
Person 2: "Yes! What brand is it?"
Person 1: "Pull & wqBear probably"
by tieslover123 March 13, 2020
Get the Tim sweatermug. by rip-travis"tate"conditt June 23, 2023
Get the tattle tale timmug. 
A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug.