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Tim

Tim is usually a guy who likes to suck big dicks. He is also a very autistic person. Most Tims never experience somethings sexual with a women but most of them already have experience with there oncle at the age of 8.
skkr skrk skkr Tim.
by Timthedestroyer May 29, 2020
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Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship
“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish
by wannabetim December 7, 2022
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Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.
Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.
by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017
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Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.
by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024
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Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.
Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork
by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025
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The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
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Timming

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"
"I think Mike is going through puberty."

"Tell me about it, he's fucking Timming out of control."
by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008
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