I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

Easy now

When shouted are greeting friends or happy over something good happening

Easy now wys g?

Or

Easy now my mans getting shots in

Or

For short on a quick drug deal it’s “easy” and a fist pump

by El chapo bruddaz January 4, 2025

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Hush now

Typically said by a mother to her baby to keep it calm

mother: hush now, hush now
baby: *stops crying*

by mdeq February 3, 2017

I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood

A new hit Anime adaptation based off a light novel, where Japanese salary man dies from getting hit by a city bus while trying to save a woman from getting hit. He is then reborn black in Gary Indiana, and is raised by a poverty-ridden family in the hood. His father left him at a yound age, and was killed in negro combat. The protagonist seeks to avenge his father by slaying the king pin of the hood. He is able to level up his MP by selling drugs, participating in drive-bys, looting stores, and slaying baby mamas. He learns new magical abilities by doing different drugs.

Tyrell: Yo have you seen I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood yet? I heard it is pretty good.
Jermaime: Yah nigga, I heard the protag is gucci as fuck. The intro song goes hard.

by Dirty Antwan October 7, 2025

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Something UD says when you type in ▥

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021