universal key

A card used to break into a house.

I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card

by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008

major key

How has no one explained this here, A MAJOR KEY IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE.

OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS

by mikemajorkey September 21, 2016

low-key

The phrase 'low-key' is used in many different ways. The first way to use it is when describing something that isn't obvious. The second way is when using something you are shy of, I guess? 3rd thing is that this phrase is hypothetically a CRAZE. This phrase can be put in front of ANYTHING and make sense. LITERALLY ANYTHING.

1. "Hey, Serena. Who's your favorite artist?"

"Low-key? Pablo Picasso."
2. "Girl, who do you have a crush on? Spill!"

"Low-key...James!"
3. "Did you do homework?"

"Low-key no."

by gummy_1 December 18, 2023

Key

The ultimate cheat code

I got the key

by The key January 31, 2021

Boo boo keys

A type of sex toy used in A.B.D. play. Used to stimulate the prostate but shaped like children's key toys.

Oh hey mark, have you tried using boo boo keys before? Their all the rage and my daddy uses them on me daily!

by Canadian03 April 11, 2022

keys

A "family-friendly" alternative to saying kys, or kill yourself.

"You're so bad at this game."
"Bro, keys."

by Qyx January 11, 2025

prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)

Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."

by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011