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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
by meaty360 October 23, 2022
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The Smiling Uardo

The Smiling Uardo (noun): Thomas x Samkie

A creepy little chicken-wing-obsessed fuckstick who sits alone like a greasy goblin in the cafeteria, grinning like he just nutted in someone’s milk. This bony four-eyed bitch reeks of Walmart buffalo sauce and social anxiety. Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t blink. Just stares, chews, and looks like he’s plotting to fuck your entire existence sideways. You sit near him, you’re cursed. Period. Dirty fingers. Empty soul. Fuckin’ menace.
“Yo Zack, Thomas, and Samkie — The Smiling Uardo was sittin’ there, fingers covered in sticky-ass chicken grease and some nasty-ass cum-looking shit. That disgusting fucker’s like a goddamn walking swamp of wing sauce and nasty goo. Just being near The Smiling Uardo makes me wanna puke my guts out.”
by TheJizzNegusLegend July 2, 2025
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Smile Inn Dental

A collection of fierce talented skilled dental professionals who happen to be all women trying to change the game in dentistry in Trinidad and Tobago

A blow your mind dental experience hailing all the way from Trinidad and Tobago .
Smile Inn Dental keeps me smilin
by Atoothdoc November 23, 2021
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Veneer Smile

A "Veneer Smile" refers to an insincere or fake smile employed to convey sympathy that is meaningfully absent in their actions.
This phenomenon is commonly observed in individuals within the media, including celebrities and politicians, who often wear a façade of congeniality.
The term originates from the veneers celebrities have to give them their bright white smiles, as they, both literally and metaphorically, may use this smile to navigate social interactions without genuine emotional connection.
"They walk around with their veneer smiles acting like they care about the issues that matter", "That smile was all veneers and no substance"
by Koala Ti December 16, 2023
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vagina smiling

when your vagina is swollen from estrus
Do you know how the mouse is in estrus? Her vagina smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.
by Diva de Disco September 30, 2013
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An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"
An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Texan smile

Is a kind of self satisfied expression or smile with a purpose of wealth or profit thinking
He had his texan smile on the face! I hate it.
by semenenvic November 11, 2017
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