The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."

"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."

by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022

the bite and slide

A technique to get the meat off the stick. Inspired by the kebab.

Hey babe, do you wanna try the bite and slide tonight?

by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019

Slide

To kill all the opps or anybody associated with the other side

Aye Moe slime gonna slide on da opps

by Bigjanky May 24, 2021

sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle

Mom you did sliding on carson!!

by bigboysus February 22, 2022

Sliding On Wood

Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.

Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".

Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you

by KingLeo15 May 3, 2021

Talluscan water slide

When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants

Cell block c was having a good ol talluscan water slide

by DaOGShotta February 18, 2023

slide

To hit someone so hard that they seem so "slide" across the floor after being hit

This nigga talkin' mad shit! I'm about to slide his ass!

by Tethyseternal September 12, 2021