Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

Simonson Ave Activity

Bussy boy collective

One who loves other men’s butt- Also loves to be penetrated by other men

One who loves other men’s butt- Also loves to be penetrated by other men - (Simonson Ave Activity)

by billgatesmom October 9, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

simon

BLACK

I AM SIMON(I AM BLACK)

by simon and zinnia October 25, 2022

simenaux

The biggest retard to ever walk the earth.

You’re such a simenaux!

by Gluckgluckinator9000 October 25, 2022

Simen

An incredibly handsome sexy man with a gigantic penis and giant balls. He loves sex and is the best at it. The girls love him and can't wait to get their way with him.

Average length of penis: longer than yours.

SImen is a sex Machine.

by hjhkjhjhjkhkhkjhkjk November 1, 2022

Simon

The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great

Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!

by Ambe_r November 1, 2022