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by McNguyen June 14, 2020
Get the Mega Simp mug.A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.
Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".
The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".
Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".
The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".
Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?
Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.
Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.
Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 13, 2020
Get the simp pimp mug.Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.
Synonymous with "bootlicker"
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"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"
by Noramonicom April 22, 2020
Get the Capital Simp mug.The leader of a legion of Simps.
She’s at the command of thousands of white-knights and desperate men, who’ll do anything to protect their queen. They’re ready 24/7 to drown her in complements or swarm her with donations. In return she’ll maybe say their name if they’re really lucky, but the simps know all too well they shouldn’t expect to get anything back from her in return for their service.
You’ll find these Generals on platforms such as Instagram, Twitch and TikTok, along with their army.
Examples of famous Generals: Addison Rae, Madison Beer, Pokimane and Ava Rose
She’s at the command of thousands of white-knights and desperate men, who’ll do anything to protect their queen. They’re ready 24/7 to drown her in complements or swarm her with donations. In return she’ll maybe say their name if they’re really lucky, but the simps know all too well they shouldn’t expect to get anything back from her in return for their service.
You’ll find these Generals on platforms such as Instagram, Twitch and TikTok, along with their army.
Examples of famous Generals: Addison Rae, Madison Beer, Pokimane and Ava Rose
Wow, Madison Beer really has an impressive army. She’s the biggest Simp General out there.
Dude, look at that Simp General over there. She just received a 3k donation and didn’t even react or say thanks to her Simp.
I wonder whose army would win in a battle between those two Simp Generals.
Dude, look at that Simp General over there. She just received a 3k donation and didn’t even react or say thanks to her Simp.
I wonder whose army would win in a battle between those two Simp Generals.
by Doctor G. Hennen April 25, 2020
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