by Hsjsis May 22, 2021
Get the illumi simpmug. by WilliamsWins September 20, 2020
Get the ono simpmug. by McNguyen June 14, 2020
Get the Mega Simpmug. A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.
Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".
The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".
Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".
The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".
Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?
Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.
Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.
Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 13, 2020
Get the simp pimpmug. by nikkamaster October 5, 2020
Get the Simp Lordmug. Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.
Synonymous with "bootlicker"
Synonymous with "bootlicker"
"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"
by Noramonicom April 22, 2020
Get the Capital Simpmug.