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steven and gabriele

an amazing, perfect couple that will make super attractive babies. sweet to each other and will never lie no matter what the case is. love to eat food together. respectful and loyal to one-another. if you ever separate them, may start to "stalk" each other, they might become miserable and make others around them miserable also, and will not stop thinking about each other. they have almost the same interests in one-another. may say they will do things to/for one-another, but when they meet up, they will not go that far just to save their relationship or just be nice. even if they aren't married or dating, they'll still believe/act like they are. if u ever meet this combination, be blessed and DO NOT ever separate them from one-another.
Is that steven and gabriele making-out? Damnnnn, finally!!
by pedifile in your neighborhood November 25, 2013
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.
This guy is a real steven.
by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023
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Steven

Steven is a skinny white kid who walks on his tippy toes and likes the black fat girl on GTA 5 in the purple shirt and beats his shrimp to her. Steven is someone who is as coordinated as a monkey high on crack.
Steven likes jumbo dildos in his butt.
by Steven's Toes September 22, 2019
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stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing
Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
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Steven

A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.

I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels

If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
Steven will melt you let butter
by Lovellove January 23, 2022
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steven

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.
ew wtf is he doing here steven smells
by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022
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