Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!

Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.

by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013

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G-D's Speed`~`Run

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Speed run

YA GOTA GO FAST!

"My names dream, and I'm going to speed run Minecraft"

by FakeDream123 September 16, 2021

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Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

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Chase the Speed Demon

My boy Chase is as fast as a cheetah on the track and in the bedroom. He's a personal magnet attracting the men and the women. He's so fast your butthole will be demolished in a second.

Chase the Speed Demon is so fast he dusts you before you can even say gay

by Big Daddy Smatty April 13, 2022

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