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Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!

A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!
Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -

Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
by Bertie.Big.Bollox February 28, 2011
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Polite Bite

When you really don't feel like eating but are guilted into eating. Eating, in order to "fit in".
"Oh, you better at least have a "polite bite" of your Birthday Cake!". Second example; When your Mom or someone offers you something to eat and you've recently eaten and just couldn't eat another bite. "Oh, honey just have a "polite bite", I made it just for you!". When someone insists you taste something and it doesn't look appealing to you. So in order to not offend them, you take a "polite bite".
by Roxi Belaire September 5, 2011
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policiophobe

What police apologists call fine upstanding citizens when they catch, in the act and then point out factual wrong doings of the police publicly.
Man, you're a policiophobe, I'm sure the police officer had a valid reason for beating the snot out of that 85 year grandmother. I mean what if she had a knife hidden in her support hosiery?
by The Truthman November 23, 2011
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policock

When a gay man has two lovers living next door to each other or in the same house .
No one knew Steve was a policock but when we saw him going from Bob's to Craig's all the time we finally got the clue that Steve has two brofriends that are both wives..
by tomba987 January 21, 2013
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Powlice

Just like police but pronounced by a retard....so essentially if you say it like this, I am calling you a retard. Lol.
A powlice confiscated my wheelchair!
by None of your business! July 22, 2018
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Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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Polie

Noun. Any person who works or has worked at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. Antarctic English
When the mail arrived there must have been thirty Polies that gathered at Destination Zulu to pass packages up the stairs and to the mail room.

That doctor must have been very surprised after arriving in Denver to find herself leaving the airport in a shuttle bus filled with Polies talking about events that had happened during previous deployments to Antarctica.
by Al the Polie August 5, 2020
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