Irrelevant Peanut

Irrelevant Peanut
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important with his time, generally stubborn, and just here to steal your oxygen.

I am a Irrelevant Peanut

by Irrelevant Peanut June 15, 2023

peanut

my cat

person 1 : mohhh it's peanut
person 2 : awwnn

by user030405 December 7, 2021

Greasy Peanut

A young boy who gels his hair until it becomes flat and greasy.

Omg did you see greasy peanut in class today?

Yup his hair was so greasy.

Totally

by Nugget7 January 6, 2017

peanut roller

A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder

The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot

by R H milkman January 14, 2016

peanut butter shelm

The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!

" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem

by goodeatin November 27, 2003

The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!

Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!

by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016

Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"

I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022