Paper

Used to beat rock in a game.

My friend: Oh no your paper beat my rock!
The 2 of us: *Make out violently*

by SenseoSensei May 23, 2018

paper bunny

A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."

by TheSpiciestBeefJerky September 30, 2018

Papermouth

Is a weak talking person who doesn’t really realize what they are talking about

Janet and joe got into a aguremeant over each other, Janet stormed out of the room after joe called her a Papermouth not realizing what she fully meant .

by BigRed606 December 6, 2018

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs

Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.

by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019

Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back

I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!

by Tranny Sammy March 25, 2019

Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.

Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.

by Deimosian May 4, 2019