Kaley Owens

The sweetest person you'll ever meet! She tends to stay really shy but it isn't hard to get her to talk. She listens and sympathizes with you anytime you're in doubt, but don't take advantage of her kindness because you'll never make it up to her. Kaley is a Gemini but in no way is she two faced, what you see is what she is. Talk about Shrek and frogs around her and you'll become besties! Keep her around so you're never bored.

1. "Wait, what's that one Shrek song?"
2. "Ask Kaley Owens, she'll know!"

by Watchmewhipwatchmerenene October 20, 2021

Alex Owen

Alex Owen is a fuckboy. When a girl dates him it's very common for them to get stuck in what is known as The Alex Cycle, The Alex Cycle is when a girl decides to go out with him, breaks up with him, gets back together, breaks up and so on and so fourth. Now there is certain times when he may be funny, but girls don't let him fool you! Its better to stay friends than get stuck in The Alex Cycle.

Girl 1: Yeah, I dated Alex Owen...7 times.
Girl 2: You got stuck in The Alex Cycle. Shit.

by idkwutevenomfghi June 21, 2016

avery owen

*TW(discusses avery owen;only for sensible audiences only, viewer discretion advised)*the tweakiest of the tweaks. a freak at heart.

unhinged, unwell, discombobulated, purely a fragment of our imaginations… i COMMEND you, avery owen(s).

i heard avery owen was going to the mall, so i went to the mall.

by mama moo moo June 20, 2022

Owen

A great friend who likes to make duck noises. You will instantly love him as a friend.

Owen is my best friend.

by quack quack 🦆 January 3, 2020

Owen

Niggas were/are in Paris

Nigha owen

by Bigfoot no lick emoji December 21, 2020

Owen

Apparently it means someone who can’t pass online school and disappoints his mom because that’s what happened to this Owen

Oh you aren’t good at math? You’re just like Owen

by Number1Dropout June 18, 2020

Owen

Owen is the type of guy that has always been around, but girls kinda take over his life. He leaves to go to target with them by himself and can’t seem to not be talking to one. This species of Owen is hard to find, and if u do find one just know he cares about you, but he is probably doing something for a girl it’s ok. But in the case that you do find a Owen you need to try to fix them before they become a gay best friend.

“Hey who is that guy hanging out with the girls alone.”

“That’s just Owen.”

by Alphabetsoup65 November 25, 2021