a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!
"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*
by notgogi January 8, 2022
Get the kei lugomug. When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018
Get the key turning penismug. by Kylie I love you September 28, 2021
Get the Dice keymug. Kei-le-ot is a chinese american name for a newspaper in new york. It was named after keileot jiambbnong who made the first news paper.
Kei-le-ot was in the newspaper
by Ho ying mrs spooner May 11, 2018
Get the Kei-le-otmug. by topbinsonly May 13, 2024
Get the Key-checkmug. Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024
Get the Key deermug. random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018
Get the my keymug.