National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is something every man (woman if you're gay) wants. You always want to make them happy, and when she's sad, so are you. You always want to make her happy, cuddle her with your arms. You cuddle with her close when it's cold. And when she's sad, you feel sad too, or spend hours trying to calm her down. When she's angry at someone either you are too or you defend her or try to calm her down. A girlfriend is something you'll never have, but always wish you did. (the stuff below is kinda cringe tbh)

Alex: Oh look, your gf is crying over there-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO November 25, 2021

Girlfriend

An anonymous person that doesn't exist or dissapears after a couple of days

- How is the machine working automatically?
- My girlfriend is using it
- LMAO

by Twisterwasd February 11, 2023

shotaro’s girlfriend

this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.

oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?

yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.

by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.

"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."

by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 1, 2025