Niko Nap

slang for taking a nap after masturbating

Im gonna take a niko nap before work

by Rypeez March 30, 2024

nap

A siesta time or an unknown/unplanned fiesta or an activity

I was planning to have a nap, but I ended up raping my boyfriend

by Ferchu2122 October 26, 2020

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep

did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap

by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023

Nap

A term that refers to sex, the term is commonly used in South Africa by Rhodes University students.

She moans loudly when she is having naps and yesterday she almost got hours for loud naps.

by Zweli Mthethwa March 30, 2017

Baptist nap

The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services

Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.

by Sir3nZ October 23, 2022