March 5

March 5th is national sneaky link day! Link with you’re favorite bitch and get that good shit.

Ryan: It’s march 5th
Kayla: Otw over 👀

by dragonsass124 March 3, 2022

March 8th

Ask a someone out on March 8th if someone sends you this your gotta

March 8th means Yeah it’s means that and that’s and this and tis

by Zoe _ Laverne March 5, 2021

7th of March

On the seventh of March it is high five your short friend and make shore they can not reach

Hi short friend it’s the 7th of March short friend”oh no”. Tall friend “hi five” short friend jumping to reach your hand

by Yoitsyourshortfriend March 5, 2020

12 March

"imma fuck the shit out of you" day
A day where you go up to your straight homies and say"Imma fuck the shit out of you"

Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what?!
Straight dude 1: Its 12 March

Straight dude 2: Fuckin gaeeeeeee!

by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021

15th March

National fuck someone you went to secondary school with

Hey u wanna fuck

Bit random

Yeah I know but it’s 15th March

Oh okay then

by 2468108642 March 14, 2021

March 13

Slap your boyfriends ass day!! Give that juicy dump truck a slap!

Her: it’s March 13, you know what that means
Him: oh no

by Anonymous🍑 March 12, 2021

No Meal March

A challenge where you cannot eat or drink food for the entire month of March.

Joe: Yo man, how's No Meal March going?
Bob: Not so good. Already feeling like a skeleton on day 2.

by neygan March 19, 2019