1: Why do you say you're an NPC?
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)
by UncleRody April 13, 2022
Get the Small Talkmug. (Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.
by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020
Get the Small-Dik Lightfootmug. by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
Get the wee small hoursmug. Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023
Get the severe acute small dick syndromemug. 
by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021
Get the small jewish childmug. by Satire owo March 17, 2022
Get the SMALL PPmug.