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Country Wife

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
mugGet the Country Wifemug.

Marin country day school

You either own 5 houses or 5 cars.
Person 1: woah look at those group of 13 year old 7th graders that only wear lululemon and golden goose.

Person 2: they must go to Marin country day school
by I 💗 ur mom January 29, 2022
mugGet the Marin country day schoolmug.

country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.
Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.
by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016
mugGet the country clutchmug.

Welcome to country

Wheres bill?

I think his in the bathroom doing a welcome to country.
by Baggers December 30, 2022
mugGet the Welcome to countrymug.

Country Nasty

1. Fucking a pig in a gravy bath while eating chitterlings (chitlins for the city folk)

2. Another word for incest and/or beastiality.
I was inspired to get get country nasty after watching Charlotte’s Web.
by Nyquillis Dillwad November 28, 2018
mugGet the Country Nastymug.

Palestine isn't a country

Right! Yeah! Totally 😉😉 Neither is Taiwan 😉😉
Hym "Palestine isn't a country 😉😉 In the same way that Taiwan ✌️✊️✌️isn't a country✌️✊️✌️ You feel me?"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
mugGet the Palestine isn't a countrymug.

hard country

Bilmuri is an example of hard country
by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025
mugGet the hard countrymug.

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