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Drake’s Girlfriend

Drake’s girlfriend is so dope she’s an awesome soccer coach.
by sophdawg6969 July 10, 2019
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kiss your girlfriend day

person.hey its november 19

person.ya wats so inportent about that
person.its kiss your girlfriend day
by hey_its_me_mj November 18, 2019
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Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.
Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving
by K0EK November 22, 2019
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Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
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BeenBefore’s Girlfriend

Usually somebody or something that indeed loves BeenBefore... they are often found within the FnX community are are super rare!
I am BeenBefore’s Girlfriend today!
by BeenBefore May 9, 2019
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girlfriend

A replacement of your right / left hand, also known as "something YOU are not getting" and "lover".
Dude 1: Oh dude, you remember that girl, Sara? Yeah, now she is my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Oh yikes bro, bet she's gonna be better than your left hand.
by e - girl March 15, 2019
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Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley
dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game
by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019
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