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Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.
Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013
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Greasy Greg

A beta-male lacking in many regards. Greasy Gregs go through life high off their ass, and get lost in their own grease. Never showers, never studies, never has sex in their life. Can be found in trailer parks across the country. Greasy Gregs are often the product of incest.
Nick: What do you think of Tom? I heard he fucked some ugly fat bitch last night.”
Shaqueefa: “Hell naw my nigga, Tom could nevah fuck anybody. That mans is a Greasy Greg!”
by Hyiam C. Orion March 14, 2018
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Greasy Gang

Greasy Gang

Also known as GG4L, the Greasy Gang is one of the greatest gangs to ever exist. Consisting of Greasy Tony, Lil Snicker, Lil Erectile Dysfunction (often switching between this name and “Lonely Gamer”), The Notorious F.A.T., Jah, Papa Vic, Boomer Man and Kung-Fu Kevin. The Greasy Gang truly is a force not to be trifled with. This being said the GG could be dangerous.
Greasy Tony: GG4L!
Kung-Fu Kevin: GG4L!

Normal person 1: What the fuck are they talking about?
Normal person 2: I dunno. Probably some Greasy Gang shit.
by BruhMan777 August 11, 2020
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greasy night

When you need to make up a phrase to discredit your political opponents to the police.
The MP for Glasgow had a greasy night woth supporters, and shouldn't be trusted.
by TowPartyLine May 7, 2022
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GreasySenpai

A chad of a Jpegtuber who is also British. He uses the best helluva boss character Octavia for his videos.
Person 1: Have you heard of GreasySenpai?
Person 2: If you’re talking about the Octavia Jpegtuber than yes.
Person 1: His content is great.

Person 2: agreed
by LunaB1rb July 25, 2022
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Worlds Greatest Detective

If your a big dumb dumb the "Worlds Greatest Detective" is Batman if you search it up you'll either see a bunch of batman memes or a bunch of batman comics either way you'll see batman. to be honest i don't know why batman is called the "Worlds Greatest Detective" but i don't care because i love batman either way "No homo."
everyone: Batman is the "Worlds Greatest Detective."
Batman: Hmmm i can't seem to find jokers hideout?
Jokers hideout: "In Plane Sight."
by Legobatman2139 December 3, 2020
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The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.
The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*
by Nazeem February 5, 2021
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