Friend To Face

Someone who is the kindest, nicest, greatest, person to your face. However; they are your worst enemy behind your back, but you don't know it. It's often hard to tell between them and an actual friend so third parties come in handy

Friend to Face: OMG! ILY SO MUCH
You: You too, I GTG
*after you leave*
Friend to Face: Ugh! Finally! She's so fugly I can't even

by jessj505 January 11, 2015

friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.

Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.

by jackjimmy March 6, 2015

Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

Friend Zone

Getting neglected after confessing your love to someone and being told you are "better off as friends" or that they wouldn't like "ruining your friendship". You don't necessarily have to confess, the other person can simply say something like "you are like a brother to me" *ouch*

Guy 1: How did confessing your feelings to Sarah go?
Guy 2: She left me in the friend zone...

*world explodes*

by xoxo Meg November 19, 2016

friend porn

When one is watching a pornographic film and sees a friend or acquaintance. Only applies to friends who you didn't know were in adult films.

Brad: Dude, I was watching porn last night, and I swear to God I saw Jen.

Chris: Looks like you ventured into some friend porn. What was her porn name?

by Official Donald J Trump November 30, 2016

friend fraud

They only friend you to have a higher count on their friends list, but couldn't give you a like, comment or the time of day if they were paid to.

Yeah, he's all about friend fraud. I asked him why he never liked any of my posts, he said, "Who ARE you?". Dude! He's my uncle!

by LexLover June 27, 2016

friend cheating

friend cheating is when your friend cheats on you with another person, like how a bf cheats on a gf w other girls and vice versa

Me- "Oh my god p are you friend cheating on me?

P- what ??

by yeeeewwee June 15, 2016