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Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
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Flicker Clopping

The act of aggressively and quickly masterbating to My Little Pony Porn (Clopping)
Man 1 : Hey John your arms looks big?

Man 2 : Thanks man I've started Flicker Clopping often.
by YN2 May 3, 2025
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Flicker Goon

Just like flicker jabs, you make that swinging motion in your neutral, when its time to jab, ea: goon, you sling your hand like Ryo Mashiba in hajime ippo, this time, instead of your arms having insane reach with your jabs, its your goon blast shooting very far
Dang bro, i had a flicker goon jerkmate ranked match with a guy, he lasted 2 seconds linger than my personal record; 5 seconds!
by Johnathus Semen July 5, 2025
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Flaker Boy

when someone agrees to something or makes a plan or says they are going to do something with you but everytime they instead end up hanging out with a random bitch on the street that they don't know and/or just met
Alex - did you have fun hanging out with that grenade Flaker Boy?

Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
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Fliderlig

EN:
The danish word for "horny", but changed with a "F" in the beginning.
The word's meaning is the same as horny, but more freaky.
You're not just horny, you're horny in a freaky way.

The word is also PG alternative for horny

DK:
En anden form for liderlig, hvor man er lidt mere freaky.
Fliderlig er også en PG alternativ for ordet liderlig.

Ordet kan også forstås som ordet liderlig, men bare med "f" foran.
Jeg føler mig fliderlig lige nu.

Samuel opførte sig meget fliderlig til skolehjem samtalen

I feel very fliderlig right now

Samuel was quite fliderlig in front of his parents
by Nikolaj3D October 31, 2025
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Faike

AI generated stuff that is so blatantly fake that it hurts your brain
That video was faike as f*ck
by Dr. Devin November 5, 2025
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Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.
Would you like thora flakes with that?
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