Fucking Slayer

The common call between metalheads, often heard at concerts or in other public situations when Slayer is being played. Does not necessarily need "Fucking", though it is very common to hear it. Usually screamed at the top one's lungs.

Person: "What band is this?"
Metalhead: "FUCKING SLAYER!!!!"
*Note* One of the most popularly referenced usages of this can be found on YouTube by searching "Fucking Slayer"

by Big "G" June 5, 2016

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

Tumble Fuck

Falling over while having sex standing up. Falling off of the bed while fucking. Falling over the railing while fucking on a balcony. Fucking while in a dryer

"Took the old lady down to the laudramat for a TUMBLE FUCK." "Me and the old lady was really going at it til we took a TUMBLE FUCK off the bed." Crime scene: "Hope they was enjoying themselves before they took a TUMBLE FUCK two stories to the ground." "If I would of taken my socks off last night me and the wife wouldn't of went for a TUMBLE FUCK in the middle of the floor"

by Psycho Brutus December 2, 2011

Fucked by bears

About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"

Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?

by Druglord Davis March 26, 2009

Fuck you asshole

The computed appropriate response from the Terminator in the film "The Terminator".

Janitor: Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what?
The Terminator: Fuck you asshole.

by a;lkdjfa;lkdfj March 29, 2008

fucksmith

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

by Geoff AF May 2, 2010

Fuck the duck until exploded

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.

I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

by sanvein December 4, 2010