A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
by Joey sense November 15, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer
by Haha1223 February 5, 2017
Get the Evan Carlmug. Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
by Noobsaibot_thedamned November 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug. 
by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022
Get the Evanmug. 
by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021
Get the Chris Evansmug.