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Power Engineer

Definition: A power engineer is a certified technician who tends to the repair , Maintenance of boiler systems most commonly in the oil and gas industry. However they can also work in Hospitals , schools and any building with massive boiler and other mechanical systems.

Another term used: “Rig Rat”

Known Characteristics: Men and women who do nothing at work besides talk about Danger Kats and sledding. Once in awhile they look at a computer panel. Yet they always talk about how much work they put in compared to other professions. They also feel personally attacked by a 16 year old girl who protests for environmental change. The Power Engineers way of arguing there side of environmental debates are by “rolling coal” as they would call it. But understand as much as these men and women may piss you off, they are necessary in order to keep society running.

NOTE: Few are respectable and smart citizens ! Not many but they are out there.
After a 10 year career in the patch, Power Engineer Mike had to shut off his Netflix and fix an actual boiler.

Man is that Power Engineer Sarah ever an asshole, but we gotta pay someone to watch the plant !

Although there attitudes are not always the best, thank the lord for Power Engineers!
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Enginerd

Did you see 4 eyes over there, he was a total enginerd
by BRDR March 17, 2011
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african engineering

A word which racist use because they forget who began engineering and this whole smart thing
by KillaGill August 7, 2003
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structural engineer

While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.
Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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engineeringness

Details of something, usually related to construction or mechanical engineering, that are present mostly to either impress a viewer with an object's complexity or to cover someone's ass in case of liability.
Man - the building inspector will pass this timberframe design for SURE - look at all that engineeringness!
by Basic D May 19, 2008
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Engine-Earz

Engine-EarZ Experiment are a musical union of incredibly talented artists who pulse a new wave of sound that smashes the glass divisions of genres and ideologies; fusing indigenous musics from around the world with elements of dubstep, drum'n'bass, electronica and rock.
Centring around acclaimed multi-instrumentalist/scorer/dj/producer Prashant Mistry, the ensemble take you on a journey down the rabbit hole of musical wonder and closes the exit back home - And you don't even care as the colliding rhythms, drops and twisted formula takes you to somewhere exciting and new!
Toki: I got us two tickets for Engine-Earz tomorrow night.
Una: woah! ...I ..I feel funny, my brain can't comprehend the sheer amount of joy
Toki: heh.. feels good doesn't it?
Una: .. in so many ways! I'm numb. Hold me.
by Talonz February 21, 2010
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engineer's bandage

A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.
Example 1:

I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.

Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.
by Tiger Whyte May 9, 2018
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