Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper-emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in addition to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.

Les; Oh is she crying over spilled milk?

Kate; Yeah, I think shes a Cancer..

by LynnKen May 27, 2022

cancer

tik tok/furrys/minecraft/fortnite/deviant art and the fnaf fan base

cancer boi: bRuH u LiKe TiK tOk AnD fOrTnItE

normal person: hell no that shit is cancer

by thisSITEisRACIST October 17, 2018

Cancer

A person who let people take advantage of them and soon they cry when people don’t appreciate him/her

Cancer are so emotional for no reason

by 262717:27 November 11, 2020

Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.

Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019

Cancer

Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.

Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.

Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.

by cancer beanie November 16, 2016

cancer of the face

the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.

*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?

"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"

by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011