Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart

"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have

Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023

Brian

Swears he is big body and also thinks he has a 8 pack.

Wow Brian swears he's big body

by yxung_turd February 1, 2019

brian teague

a fried chicken watermelon loving monkey

you are a brian teague

by youramonkeybitch August 19, 2025

Brian

When you don’t know the name of someone, call them Brian

“Hey Brian, can you move a bit to the left”

by Avarclon December 15, 2018

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

Brian has a huge penis and he knows how to use it correctly

Brian made this girl cum twenty times in one go

by anonymous July 12, 2021