billy bollock ball

A bad driver

when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”

by camelot ._. September 9, 2022

cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.

Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!

by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022

Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.

Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.

by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022

Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)

Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.

by Busspass February 12, 2023

Ring Bologna

A turd that resembles an anaconda!

I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!

by Skillzzz August 10, 2023

foxy bollocko

A game English toffs play.

The aim is to put your balls in a companions pint whilst shouting “foxy bollocko!” - the unlucky recipient then has to down the pint or face a forfeit.

Toff 1: Watch this chaps! (Puts his balls in Toff 2’s pint of ale). “ Foxy bollocko! ”.

Toff 2: You got me good there Tarquin you bloody scoundrel.

by CraigAgain October 12, 2023

Biblical Bollocks

very cool and epic bollocks typically used by Liam Gallagher a very sexual man

have you seen Liam Gallaghers biblical bollocks they are epic

by Indyyy January 13, 2024