Dirty Bomb

A dirty bomb is a devious tactical maneuver wherein one approaches foes, either openly or by stealth, before unleashing a bare-ass rectal toot and then running away.

It is called a dirty bomb because the air in the target area is thick with ass particles long after the perpetrator has fled the scene. Instead of radiation poisoning, this WMD leaves a signature plague of pink eye.

T minus 7 seconds for dirty bomb delivery. Goggles on, gentlemen. God help us.

by The Boobster June 29, 2011

dirty pop

when you have anal sex then have the girl suck your dick

last night i gave jill a dirty pop

by mario duarte October 22, 2008

Dirty Archie

someone who still plays fortnite in 2020

"Wow, look at that Dirty Archie over there, look at him playing Fortnite."

by iojufsdhufsd April 17, 2020

Dirty Bryanna

Dirty Bryanna

When you bring home a pile of horse manure and put it under the sheets. You then get your boyfriend whiskey drunk and have him shove his limp dick in your ass while you try to buck him off.

"I sprained my wrist and smell like shit because I got a Dirty Bryanna last night"

by Cum Muffin April 4, 2020

Dirty Samantha

A slutty wife. Normally has at least two ex husbands and is working on the third. She jumps from one to the next and cheats along the way.

Me: Man I was married once.
Friend: yeah what happened?
Me: she was a dirty Samantha, she had sex with at least two guys while we were married.
Friend: damn dude!

by Gunslinger0351 April 18, 2020

Dirty Parker

When the guy you’re having sex with cums too early and keeps thrusting with a soft cock.

“Was the sex good last night with that guy you met? - “no, he gave me a dirty Parker and just mashed a floppy all night”.

by Benjikillamilla April 14, 2020

dirty alan

A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.

Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!

by Entrusted March 5, 2017