Me

Dude who searches his own name to see if any famos people come up in pictures

(Me) : lets see if i am any cool guys on the internet
(internet) : *shows picture of famous guy*
(me) : *Is happy*

by Yeetmastapotetoekid November 25, 2019

pick me

my friends

My friends are pick me girls for sure

by fezco January 30, 2022

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .

I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .

by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020

Respect me I’m a senior

What a cocky person says when they think they’re superior to younger acquaintances.

“ thanks man “

“ yah you better thank me, respect me I’m a senior “

by Doodooohead November 24, 2018

my bowels are betraying me

this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea

"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"

by ZeekeyPooPie February 20, 2025

Bite me

To not give a fuck

Boy: Ugh, she’s so ugly.
Girl: You can bite me!

by Unicorns nd Rainbows November 2, 2023