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Hit Me With Your Best Shot

You're a real tough cookie
With a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
That's okay, lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You come on with the come on
You don't fight fair
That's okay, see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I get right back up on my feet again!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place!
Hit me with your best shot...
C'mon!
Hit me with your best shot...
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
by Death Menace December 18, 2022
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Embracing Your Inner Charlie Sheen

"Hey kids, what are you doing?!"
"Oh, hi Mr. Daniel's. We're just embracing our inner Charlie Sheen."
"Oh...Do you think I could have any of that?"

Bob-"Yesterday I saw someone doing coke. I'm like, 'Are you embracing your inner Charlie Sheen?'"
Bob2- What he say?
Bob- He shot me.
by FFFFFUUUUUUUU May 12, 2011
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Rip the fire out of your ass

1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter
If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.
by Reds86 September 24, 2011
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National rail your boyfriend day

National rail your boyfriend day falls on February 12th So, good luck fellas is all i can say
hey homie its national rail your boyfriend day good luck dawg im single now
by Lucas's Meaning February 12, 2021
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Kick your tall friend day

On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!
Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
by BarneySimp<3 October 18, 2021
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National Hug Your Crush Day

Today’s the day you hug your crush

“Hey Bobby”
*hugs*
“Why did you do that
“It’s may 12th
by Image ref May 11, 2021
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