minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Varg Vikernes

Ahhh Good Ol' Varg. Despite the fact the guy is a douchebag, the dude still created the best Scandinavian black metal music

Varg Vikernes rules

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

classy viking

The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.

Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.

by Melody Cool May 13, 2023

Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

Simon Viklund

The god of music.

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah bro, They a banger!"

by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023

Simon Viklund

The god of music.

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah, They're banger!"

by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023

Ghetto vikings

A failed wannabe cult 'nightclub' lead by a known abuser.

"Did you go to ghetto vikings at hall pass last night?" "No, I can't stand the narcissism that radiates from the owner"

by BristolBadger May 31, 2024