Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

Canada's history

The nastiest sex attacked done by Stephen Colbert.

Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.

by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010

Canada's History

(v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.

Did you read about Canada's History in that one magazine Canada's history? No? check The Beaver

by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.

Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.

by Eadams51 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.

"Want a drink?"

"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."

"So that explains why you're not sitting down."

by Rudyred February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.

I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!

by quickcook February 4, 2010